I wish I could just massacre Heartless for an hour and end up with enough munnies to pay for all my college expenses. Although the option of going to a community college is tempting, I do want the college life experience. With that in mind, I'm now brainstorming ways how to AVOID THE UNMERCIFUL FUTURE OF DEBT:

1. Apply to scholarships (this has started out as a shitty idea because i'm always occupied with school. also, i have an irrational fear when i think about applying to them.)

2. Get a fucking job (I might be working at a golf ranch over the summer. Those pay checks would be used for book costs, supplies, and personal expenses...which leaves my parents with tuition fees, room and board, and travel...)

3. Join Americorps (I've been volunteering for parts of my community, so might as well do it to cover student loans)

4. HIT THE MOTHERFUCKING JACKPOT (when i turn eighteen, i'll invest money into some scratchers and lotto tickets)